Questions people actually ask 👻
What if he didn't make anyone laugh? 👻
Then we owe you money. 30 days from delivery, full refund or a free replacement — your pick. Email creptober@gmail.com, we answer within 24 hours. No forms, no fight, no hard feelings (from us — he might sulk).
He showed up broken. Now what? 💥
Send us a photo and we reship or refund immediately — and you keep the broken one. Bury him in the yard. It's on theme. 🪦
When does he haunt my doorstep? 🚚
7–15 days, tracked the whole way — you'll get the tracking link by email the moment he ships. Order by October 12 and he's guaranteed on your doorstep before Halloween night. 🎃
Is he actually good quality? 🤨
We glow-test samples from every batch ourselves — warm amber light, soft-touch finish, USB-C, weeks per charge. And if yours isn't right, the 30-day guarantee means it's our problem, not yours. 🔋
How much is shipping? 💸
$0. Free tracked shipping on every order, every bundle, everywhere in the US. The ghost covers it. 🖤